01 / Bring the evidence
Upload the guilty face, dramatic stretch, or kitchen crime scene.
Photos and short clips become the starting point for a moment that actually sounds like your pet.
Your pet. Their thoughts.
Turning pet moments into inner monologues.
Upload a photo or short video. Petiquette reads the moment and gives your pet a line worth posting.
Funny. Personal. Shareable.
PetiquetteToday's evidence
Photo read
Pose + expression + scene
One suspiciously innocent face.
“I didn't do it. The plant tripped.”
Ready for your group chat
Caption generated in character
Built for the camera roll
The good stuff
Your pet already has the expression.
Petiquette makes the follow-up line personal enough to share.
02 / Read the room
AI notices the pose, expression, and visible context.
No tired template jokes. Just a line grounded in what your pet is obviously—or suspiciously—doing.
03 / Share their side
Export a caption made for the places you already post.
Reels, TikTok, Stories, group chats—your pet's point of view is ready when you are.
The retention trick
A personality profile that gets them.
The more moments you share, the more Petiquette can reflect your pet's recurring quirks, habits, and suspiciously specific worldview.
Same pet, stronger voice
- Build consistency from repeated uploads.
- Keep their captions recognizably theirs.
- Unlock voice-over and animated moments with Plus.
Start where you are
The caption is on us.
Start with unlimited image captions. Upgrade only when your pet is ready for a bigger production.
Free
For every camera-roll comedian.
$0 / month
- Unlimited image captions
- Pose, expression, and context analysis
- Social-ready image export
Plus
For pets building a following.
$6 / month
- Everything in Free
- No Petiquette watermark
- Voice-over and animated clips
- Evolving pet personality profile
Good questions
Before your pet comments
Your camera roll has material
Give your pet the caption they deserve.
Upload the evidence. Petiquette will handle the alibi.
Create a free caption